“Leo had slammed his hand on the table countless times and he moved his hand further and he crushed a crystal cordial glass. Blood was dripping down his hand. He never broke character. He kept going. He was in such a zone. It was very intense. He required stitches.”
tumblr should be able to occupy me at 4am, but honestly i can’t even see out my eyeballs right now, and this is going to sound sort of like i’m totally intoxicated ,because it’s suddenly a major run on, but i don’t even care, because this is tumblr: the land of the i don’t even.
oh my god
patrick is so stupid
because he lives under a rock
OH MY GOD
i don’t know if this is some sort of new realization, but in 7th grade, i was interviewed for nickelodeon. q: who’s the dumbest cartoon character? a: obviously patrick. i mean, come on, he lives under a rock.
i know, i know. i was a child star. you don’t need to tell me. they aired that segment like 12 times a day.